Borris HOOTs™

 

Meet Borris.  Borris is a bit of a sarcastic and somewhat disgruntled little hooter with a dry sense of humor.  He loves to secretly snicker at all of the ladies when they talk 'baby-hootie talk' to him!   Unfortunate for his reputation, he tends to announce exactly what he thinks, and if he's offensive, it doesn't bother him in the least bit.  He's happiest when he's left alone to get his daytime beauty sleep, as it is of the utmost importance to him.  It's necessary for him to stay up all night long, and he gets his feathers in a wad if ANYONE but his mama tries to hold him.  He even rolls his eyes if anyone but mama LOOKS at him!  He's most pleasant at bathtime because he LOVES the water!  Borris is a hoot.