Fritzcharles HOOTs™

 

 

Meet Fritzcharles.  Fritzcharles is a fussy one with a bent towards simplicity.  He abhors his long name and prefers the monosyllabic "Charles".  Not "Fritz, or Charlie, or Chuck".  Just simply, "Charles".  Charles bathes at least 21 times a day, although he refrains from over-wetting his meticulously groomed feathers.  A light "spritz" from a sprinkler or misting of morning dew is sufficient.  He gets bored engaging in idle chit-chat, and he fatigues easily.  Afternoon naps are essential.  He is mindful of his mid-section but will not refuse the occasional sweet, provided it neither melts in his pocket nor sticks to his feathers.  He fancies himself a ukulele player, although he has never taken a lesson.  He finds lessons to be tedious and quite uneventful.  Fritzcharles is a HOOT.